EPIC BLOG

I don't really know if anyone even cares what I think or what I have to say, but...from time to time, I will post thoughts here in as coherent a manner as possible. Check back every now and then. I'll try to remember to update the home page when a new blog is posted. If you'd like to respond, feel free to email me: lurker (at) epicprog.net.

 January 28, 2011 - Seven Years of Epic Prog

Seven years and 350 shows. That’s a lot of prog, and it’s the amount of time I’ve spent doing Epic Prog with The Lurker. What started out as a fun, part-time hobby is now...well, a fun, part-time hobby. Other hobbies and interests have come and gone in that time, but finding interesting new songs and bands that excite me has been a constant. Music has always touched me on a very emotional level and that hasn’t changed. I don’t understand how it has become such a disposable product in today’s society.

I recently walked into a Best Buy store for the first time in perhaps a year or more. The selection of CDs which once occupied about a quarter of the store’s floor space has been condensed into a very small area, stocked with mostly greatest hits compilations, a few new popular releases, and classics sold at a discount price. It has never been more obvious how little importance music has in today’s society, as compared to cell phones, video gaming and DVDs (which will probably be the next to go).

A grad student at Kent State, an online acquaintance of mine through my recent dabbling in the sports blogosphere, recently chastised me for “still” buying CDs. I can’t help it. I will always find it more comforting to hold a physical product in my hand whenever I relinquish my hard-earned money in exchange for music. I want something that’s easily recovered if my hard drive fails (and yes, I try to back everything up). I also enjoy reading the liner notes, following the lyrics, seeing which guest musicians played and even reading the ‘thank-you’ section.

A frequent admirer of the deeper tracks, I still value the album format more highly than individual tracks, cherry picked for download on iTunes. It’s not that I’ve never downloaded music from Amazon or iTunes, Rhapsody or Napster, I just generally don’t unless I have free credits. I prefer a CD over an mp3 for sound quality and for the physical product. Don’t get me wrong, I love the portability of my iPod, but by buying CDs, I control the quality of the file compression and I can set it at a level that still sounds good to my ears. Plus, my CD collection looks really cool on my towers of shelves.

As Napster blew up and was subsequently shut down just after the turn of the century, I discovered the older Genesis albums and fell in love with progressive rock. This left me hundreds of hours of recorded-yet-undiscovered music of incredible quality. I raced out to buy the full back Genesis catalog, followed by Yes and many newer bands, such as Dream Theater, Spock’s Beard, Porcupine Tree, The Flower Kings, Marillion and others. Despite this, my thirst raged unabated. I poured over online message boards to learn more. I traded concert recordings with other fans on mailing lists. And, I started listening to progressive rock on internet radio.

Internet radio led me to a seemingly infinite number of bands, both new and long-defunct. My collection grew as my bank account shriveled. Eventually I was nagged by the tug of something bigger. Just buying CDs and listening wasn’t enough anymore. I was still possessed by the spirit of the little kid I used to be, who invited friends over to listen to records in my room on a small, all-in-one Sears stereo. Along with the turntable, that stereo featured an 8-track deck and an AM/FM radio tuner. A few years later, I upgraded to a different all-in-one that subbed a pair of cassette decks for the 8-track player (and had larger speakers), but I still invited friends over to listen to records. That spirit still lived in me and becoming an internet radio DJ was a natural progression, as well as a way to let that child out. I started in January of 2004 at The Dividing Line.
After seven years and a change of stations (to ProgRock.com), my little show plugs along and will continue to do so as long as I find it enjoyable. I still feel like that kid has more music to share with his friends. He will keep inviting you into his home every Friday night for at least the near future. But I would be lying if I said there weren’t times that I considered giving it up.

Sometimes, when the chat room is very slow, or if I’m not feeling my best, or when I feel like I just can’t keep up with enough of the latest releases, I think about stopping. I also question why I keep doing this when the show doesn’t appear to be growing in popularity. This feeling usually fades by the next week’s show, but it does resurface from time to time, and has done so more frequently with each passing year. After all, I’m human. I don’t have any illusion of being “discovered,” getting a nationally-syndicated show and becoming as big as Howard Stern. But, it sure would be nice to see 20 or 25 in the chat room every week and a have consistently growing number of people “liking” the Epic Prog Facebook group. This is progressive rock, after all, and so part of me thinks that if the audience isn’t progressing (i.e. growing), what’s the point?

Make no mistake; I really appreciate those who listen live and those who download the weekly podcast. If it weren’t for those who hang out in the chat room or send me encouraging emails, I would have given up doing this long ago. You guys are the lifeblood of the show. I’ve made many lifelong friends through Epic Prog and the greater prog community and that is a treasure beyond value. I think I may have started doing this for me, but the reason I still do it is you. Thank you for seven fantastic years.
 

 DECEMBER 24, 2010 - Merry Christmas (2010 in review)

Merry Christmas,

It’s been a tumultuous 2010 here in Central Florida, but we’re all reasonably happy and healthy, and that’s all anyone can ask, right? After five and a half years at the Florida College of Emergency Physicians, I was laid off in March. What seemed to be a solid organization now appears to be on wobbly legs. Perhaps it was a blessing in disguise to leave.

After four months of job applications, unemployment and uncertainty, I was given temporary employment through DCR, Inc., and placed with Lockheed Martin’s communications dept. on a technical writing team, starting in late May. What was supposed to be a 3-month job is still ongoing, and may last until May of 2011. I continue to look for permanent employment, and the ultimate goal would be a return to Ohio, but at least things are ok for now. We are still catching up from the four months I was out of work, but all things considered, it could have been far worse. Jamie is still with Southern Wine & Spirits, and has been since 2004. They seem to like her, which is understandable, and the company seems to have survived much of the economic downturn (hey, people still gotta drink, right?).

In September we lost my grandfather. The girls and I went up to Maryland originally thinking he was on the mend, but things turned, as they often do, and we ended up saying goodbye instead. We were blessed to have had him around for as long as we did. ‘Granda’ was a man I admired and respected a great deal and I should have made more effort to spend time with him over the years. Recently, my dad’s mom isn’t doing well and Father Time seems to be cruelly working against us more and more each day.

On a more positive note, Jamie took the girls to Vegas for her niece’s high school graduation, just as I was starting my temp gig with Lockheed in the spring. By all accounts, it was a good trip. The baby handled air travel reasonably well. My unused airline ticket was put to use in November to reconnect with college buddies Bruce, Ken, John, Brad and Mike. We went to see Ohio State throttle Penn State and had a fun weekend. That trip also included a short visit to dad’s house, where I spent a few hours with my brother and an old high school friend as well.

While there were no big concert festivals for me this year, owing to the employment situation, I did get to see one of my favorite recent bands from England, Porcupine Tree. They get better every time I see them. Jamie and I also got Jordan to watch Kayleigh one night and went to see Colin Hay, the former lead singer from the Australian band, Men at Work. In addition, Jamie and I went downtown to see Tears for Fears, at a free concert sponsored by a local radio station.

Jordan is in 10th grade and continues to get nothing but As on her grade card. She’s a bright kid. She played soccer at the state cup level again this year, so we did a bit of traveling, including Jamie taking the girls back to Maryland for a tournament the weekend I was in Columbus to see the Buckeyes. Jordan’s team seems a bit better than last year, and they are preparing for the state cup tournament in the spring. She also played for her high school team again this season, which did not go quite so well. Jordan continues to excel in band as well. She’s a great kid and we’re already dreading the day she leaves the nest.

Kayleigh just turned two! She’s running around and getting better at communicating. The beginning of December was rough, as she came down with the flu a couple of different times. She hates to go to bed, which wears us out to no end, but at the same time it’s hard not to get energized by watching her grow and learn. We’re working on the O-H-I-O cheer. She often repeats “touchdown!” for me.

One of our goals in the future is to spend more time with friends and family. We live pretty far from most of the people that are important to us, and we would like to bridge that distance more often. If you’re reading this, you are probably one of the people we’d like to see more often.

What else?...I’m still doing the internet radio show I started back in January of 2004. Every Friday night from 8 p.m. to midnight I play progressive rock – both old and new – at www.progrock.com. This has been an enjoyable hobby and gives me an outlet for my love of music. It takes me back to when I was a kid and my friends would come over to listen to records with me at my house. Feel free to stop by the chat room at the website and say hello.

I’ve also recently started helping out with an Ohio State blog site (www.ourhonordefend.com) , helping with coverage of OSU basketball, and after much consideration and brainstorming, I’ve decided to write a book about the highs and lows of being a sports fan, specifically identifying my years watching Ohio State football. No idea how long the book will take, but I’ve got the organizational part of it completed, I have begun the research, and will begin writing it over the winter break from work between Christmas and New Year’s. If I can’t find an interested publisher, I will try self-publishing, which is becoming almost as popular among writers as home recording has among musicians. Maybe someday someone will buy a copy of it.

I wish you the happiest and healthiest of years in 2011.
 

 July 26, 2010 - Greatest Hits Compilations: Friend or Foe?

Have you taken a walk through the music section in your local Best Buy, Wal-Mart or other large chain store lately? How about your local CD store? (That is, if there are any still open in your area.) If you have, and particularly if you were looking for a specific album, you may have noticed a disturbing trend. The amount of space devoted to CDs is decreasing at an alarming rate. Barnes and Noble is pushing music aside for more and more DVD space. My local Best Buy has cut its CD area by about 60% over the last year and a half, and Wal-Mart’s area has shrunk as well. Our local Borders has all but stopped stocking CDs, except for one or two bargain bins.

What CDs still reside in these stores have largely been pared down to the bare minimum. Stores stock only a couple of CDs under any given artist anymore, and these are usually compilations. You know them by many names: “greatest hits,” “classics,” “best of,” “anthology”...and so on. What strikes me as sad is that there are so many people out there who swear by these compilations. For them, everything they need by an artist can be found in a hits package. They seem to operate under the false assumption that if a song wasn’t a hit, it must not be any good.

This thought process is flawed. Just because mainstream radio forced certain songs on you through repeated plays, it doesn’t mean that you’ve heard the best cuts, or the ones that will end up touching you in the most profound way. This homogenous “Stepford radio,” perpetuated by the likes of Clear Channel Communications, ensures that you’ve only heard what the record companies think are the best cuts. For example, my world would be much the poorer if I had only ever heard “We Will Rock You” and “We Are the Champions” off of Queen’s News of the World album. A hits compilation from the band typically does not include such gems as “It’s Late,” “All Dead, All Dead,” or “Spread Your Wings,” any one of which I’d rather hear than the aforementioned ubiquitous mega hits. The music industry isn’t a better arbiter than the listener of which songs are good, but some people treat it as if it was.

Compilations allow the stores to cater to the least common denominator – the casual music fan that doesn’t care enough to spend time with the album to find out what songs they like. They allow the stores to save shelf space by stocking mostly hits packages and not individual albums. This is maddening to a shopper like me, who may be looking to fill some holes in my collection.

How many times have I looked to upgrade my cassette version of Def Leppard’s High N Dry album by finding a good deal on the CD, only to discover nothing but four copies of the Vault: Greatest Hits compilation under the Def Leppard section? Many. Many much times. If memory serves, only “Bringing on the Heartbreak” from High N Dry appears on Vault.

That isn’t to say that a compilation can’t be handy. For a band like Quarterflash or Scandal, which didn’t have many releases, a good compilation can pretty much cover a recording career. Also, a compilation that includes a few previously unreleased tracks, or maybe some live bonus cuts, can be worth picking up. But these are the exceptions. And honestly, the Steve Miller Band has probably said everything it has to say in the handful of songs that have been played to death on FM radio for the last 30+ years.

While a compilation may suffice for the casual fan, or those mindless folks who truly believe that a song can’t be any good if it wasn’t a hit, one size does not fit all in this case. For me, and I believe many other music lovers, the true joy of discovery lies among the deeper album cuts of a band’s catalog. Along with many other excellent songs, you won’t find “Dogs” or “Mother” on Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd. That’s just one example of many I could mention. The bottom line for me is that I’m an album guy, and the world no longer caters to album guys. The total experience of albums has gone away, seemingly for good. But nothing in today’s digital age can compare with the experience of dropping the stylus onto a new album, opening the gatefold sleeve, following along with the lyrics sheet and going on a journey the way the artist intended it.
 

 December 25, 2009 - our family in 2009

This year began with Kayleigh coming home from NICU almost two weeks after she was born. It was very special bringing the little bundle of joy home for the first time. It’s amazing how you feel every single bump in the road that first time you take your newborn baby out for a drive! She initially needed medication to help her digestion but quickly was able to do without it. We found her a good in-home babysitter and Jamie was on the mend and back at work before she knew what hit her.

Jordan’s soccer team went to the State Cup tournament in Naples in the spring, and despite dominating the opposition on the field, could only come away with a pair of ties and a narrow defeat. The strikers simply couldn’t find the net, but Jordan was outstanding in goal. The team had an up-and-down spring, and disaster struck when Jordan dislocated her elbow during warm-ups. She wore an immobilizing brace for a few months. In true Jordan fashion, she quickly regained her strength and range of motion and she is back in goal, although she must wear a special brace when she plays due to the reoccurrence rate with this type of injury. Shortly thereafter, Kayleigh got her own orthotic device – a helmet designed to round out a flat spot that had developed on her head – which she wore for three months.

In June we visited the beautiful city of Savannah, GA. We stayed in the historic district, took in the sights and ate at some fantastic restaurants. Kayleigh was the hit of River Street, as she was strapped to the front of her daddy during a leisurely jaunt down the tourist-y shopping district. We also hit some off-the-beaten-path places as well. We had a great time and would recommend it to anyone. Jamie had long wanted to visit Savannah, so I was very happy I could take her. I’m also happy we could trade in her Corolla and get her a new Camry this year.

Jordan started high school, where she spent her first year in marching band, and made first chair clarinet in concert band. She has been asked to move up to symphonic band and has several tough challenges ahead at a solo & ensemble competition. She was placed on the junior varsity soccer team, where she was asked to play striker and she responded by scoring four goals in her very first game! She was quickly promoted to varsity, and has scored a couple of goals and plays some goalkeeper. Only a freshman, she is one of the best players on the squad and we’re very proud of her – almost as proud as we are of her continuing straight A’s on her report cards. After Christmas, her club team will compete in South Florida in a showcase tournament, where college scouts will be watching and starting files on players her age. Teams will compete from all over the U.S. and even Canada. Jordan also recently got her learner’s permit, which means she is already more qualified to drive a car than 85% of the people in Orlando.

Jamie got to meet the Food Network’s Paula Deen at the annual Epcot Food & Wine event that she works every year. I went to Pittsburgh in August to the Three Rivers ProgFest to see 10 great bands over two days, including rare U.S. appearances by two of my favorite English bands (IQ and It Bites). It was fun hanging out with friends and seeing the sights of the Steel City. I continue to do my progressive rock radio show on the internet every Friday night at www.progrock.com and started a website for my show at www.epicprog.net this year.

We are excited about celebrating Kayleigh’s first birthday this Saturday (Dec. 19) and Christmas, which she was still in the hospital for last year. It’s been a great year overall…and in some respects a long one.

 November 30, 2009 - Christmas...It takes place in December!

I remember when Christmas was a December thing. People used to decorate their houses with gaudy light displays in December, not November. You trimmed the Christmas tree in December, possibly even on Christmas Eve...not the day after Thanksgiving. Christmas specials used to begin airing two to three weeks before Christmas. The time-honored annual battle between Snow Miser and Heat Miser in "The Year Without a Santa Claus" was always in December!

Not anymore. Now you see lights up on houses prior to Thanksgiving. People put up their trees on Thanksgiving weekend. Christmas specials start hitting TV the week after Halloween! And of course there's the dreaded "Black Friday" for those masochists who simply MUST get to the stores by 4 a.m. to get that sweet $10 deal on a toaster. This occurs after every store has already had its Christmas displays up since Nov. 1. This phenomenon of Christmas preparation getting earlier and earlier each year is known as "Christmas creep" and I want no part of it.

Christmas time is special. Part of what makes it special is the time of year it occurs. The cold of winter has established a foothold (which is the only reason why people would make a big deal out of chestnuts roasting on an open fire) and Christmas takes your mind off of the fact that the weather is going to suck for a good long time.  When I was a kid, we used to put up our tree a week before Christmas and take it down the weekend after New Year's. As I got older, it seemed like the tree went up earlier and earlier each year.

This year, it was suggested to me that we'd put our tree up the weekend of Thanksgiving. Um...how about...no. I simply refuse to start all the hoopla in November. I mean, isn't that selling Thanksgiving short? Am I the only person who thinks it is just wrong to have Christmas ornaments and stockings being sold alongside the Halloween candy in October? And shopping at 4 a.m. the day after Thanksgiving? Forget it! I am horrified by the idea of being anywhere but in bed at 4 a.m.

If this Christmas creep trend continues, it won't be long before Santa and the Easter Bunny have to share shelf space at the local Walgreens.

As always, feel free to respond to my blog posts by emailing me.
 

 October 12, 2009 - World Cup Fever: I Has It!

As an American fan of the game 95% of the world knows as “football” and we know as “soccer,” I find myself with very few people with whom I can discuss the beautiful game on a day-to-day basis. I can usually find someone online to share a few notes with, but dialogue is usually not an option for me. It’s too bad, really, because I enjoy the game with a passion. I have been known to watch games from leagues in 11 or 12 different countries over the course of a weekend. Yes, I know it’s a sickness.

But no league play can compare with the excitement and drama of international matches. So World Cup fever has had me in its grip since the moment that the last European Cup ended. Of course, I have been intently charting the progress of the U.S. national team, with its frustratingly tight matches against opponents that a world class team should be dusting by halftime. This, of course, begs the question of whether the U.S. team is truly world class. I believe this team, despite its obvious weaknesses, is capable. The Gold Cup games showed that when playing its best, the U.S. can steal games from even the world’s elite. A win over Spain and a two-goal halftime lead against Brazil (that, unfortunately, eventually bled away) displayed what kind of guts the American squad can show. It would be much tougher to do over the course of a longer tournament such as the World Cup, but if the U.S. gets through the group stage, they should be a team that no one wants to play. I stress the word ‘should.’ They are also quite capable of stinking up the pitch on any given night.

The great thing about World Cup football is that you can appreciate the play of teams outside your own country, whether it’s the dogged determination of the Italians, the passion of the English, the beautiful ball movement of the Spanish or Brazilians or the technical precision of the Germans, there is much to enjoy. There are underdogs to support, like the Aussies or some of the African nations. Every game is meaningful and two entire nations hang on every match (or more, if a specific result is needed by other countries in order to stay alive). For some of these nations, businesses and schools will close when their team is playing (wouldn’t it be great if that happened here in the U .S.?). Some of these players will return home, hailed as heroes. Some may have to dodge assassins’ bullets. Such is the passion the World Cup brings out every four years.

At the time I write this, there are 19 teams (by my count) already booked for South Africa in 2010, with 13 more to punch their tickets. Some very noteworthy countries will not be there. Already teams from Turkey (which had a great run in the last Euro Cup), Poland, Belgium, Austria, Norway and Scotland are on the outside looking in. There is a possibility that teams from Russia, France, Argentina, Sweden, the Czech Republic, Portugal, or Ireland could miss the World Cup. I look forward to the last round of group play to see who gets in and will watch with intense interest as the final knock-out stages take place. There will be heartbreak for some and joy for others. And that will start all over again when the World Cup group play begins in South Africa in 2010. I’ll be watching. Will you?
 

 September 14, 2009 - Football As A Music Video

It’s out of control and it must be stopped. Football broadcasts have incorporated music for many years now. That’s not a bad thing. A highlights package set to the right song is pretty entertaining. But a trend that has developed over the last few years has me to the point where I am actually considering giving up watching football on television - the music video approach to football telecasts.

I guess we can blame ABC for starting this whole thing with their Hank Williams Jr. “Are You Ready for some Football?” intro on Monday Night Football. Many people liked this (I was not one of them), and the intro started to grow and grow in popularity. The “Are you ready for some football?” intros grew more elaborate and spawned commercials, t-shirts, etc. It started to overshadow the fact that there was an actual NFL game to be played (and watched on television).
When Monday Night Football moved over to ESPN and NBC picked up a Sunday night telecast, the floodgates started to open. NBC needed to have their own version of “Are You Ready for Some Football?” and for some wacky reason they decided to resurrect a mediocre 80s song by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (“I Hate Myself for Loving You”). Since these lyrics had nothing to do with football, the lyrics got rewritten to incorporate aspects of the game of each week (MNF had been doing this with Hank Williams Jr. for several years). I believe Pink was the original artist that NBC’s pompously-titled Football Night in America (stealing from the sacred Hockey Night in Canada) first. This year’s first broadcast had Faith Hill in the Pink role, singing a song about the Chicago Bears visiting the Green Bay Packers…still using the damned Joan Jett song as the melody.

This year, ESPN has expanded its music video-as-football package to include college games. I’m a huge fan of college football and it’s not unusual for me to watch up to five games on any given weekend (Thursday through Saturday) on ESPN, which covers a lot of games. ESPN has decided to use country star Kenny Chesney to open the college football broadcasts this year with a song called “This is Our Moment.” Not being a fan of country music, this makes me cringe. They mix concert shots of Chesney with highlights of the teams that are playing in that game. On commercial breaks, they intersperse the concert shots with highlights from that actual game broadcast. Watching as much college football as I do, you can only imagine the teeth grinding irritation I feel by the middle of Saturday afternoon, having heard the chorus of that song about 937 times (I exaggerate – a little – but you get the idea).

The good folks at ESPN seemed to have figured out that maybe the Chesney thing would get a little old for some people, so they decided to throw a bone to the “rockers.” Once or twice during each half, the broadcast will return from commercial to a highlights package featuring shots of the Dave Matthews Band performing a song called “Why I Am.” I’m not sure what “Why I Am” has to do with football, but, not being a fan of the Dave Matthews Band, this does not ease my pain, with the exception that it isn’t Kenny Chesney.

I guess I just don’t understand why a perfectly good football telecast has to be a music video these days, especially since music videos rarely even grace the channels that were built for them anymore – Mtv and VH1, to name a couple. As far as I know, there was no sudden plummet in football ratings in the last few years. Do TV executives really think that these music videos will suddenly turn the people out there who could care less about sports into rabid football fans and repeat viewers? Seriously, I must know. And the randomness of NBC picking that Joan Jett song as the basis for their video really befuddles me.

I can understand (kind of) why the Super Bowl has become a concert stage. Many people watching are more interested in the spectacle (and the commercials) than the game itself, and it is good to entertain those people. Unfortunately, this has spread like the H1N1 virus to other sporting events, like the NBA and NHL All-Star games and the Daytona 500, just to name a few. Sports are entertainment in and of themselves, so I just don’t get why the powers that be feel the need to augment their telecasts with other forms of entertainment. It just feels phony and contrived. Personally, as a sports fan, I’m fine with "just" the sports entertainment. If I want to hear some tunes, I have CDs, DVDs and mp3s, and I can always buy a concert ticket. But hey, that’s just me.

For now, I will grit my teeth, keep my finger on the mute button and try to remain patient while waiting on the actual football coverage to begin / resume. But I can see a day in the near future when watching football on television will no longer be an option for me, and I will be forced to vote with my remote. Too bad we’re not a Neilson household.
 

 July 6, 2009 - New wave songs: a random top 5 list for a Monday

Lately I've been thinking not only about prog music but different genres of music - some of which are fairly new to me and some of which I have enjoyed during different periods of my life. I'm talking about heavy metal, punk, new wave, synth pop, etc. New wave is something I dabbled in during the 80s. I found it more to my liking than punk, but it certainly owes some of its success to punk. Anyway, I thought I'd list a few favorite new wave songs and that means a top five list. Here goes...my five favorite new wave songs (as always, subject to change without notice):

5. The Pretenders - Stop Your Sobbing
     Some people don't consider The Pretenders to be new wave, because they don't blend extra elements into their punk-based music, but I think they were a bit late to the party to be considered punk, and probably a bit too smooth at times. Anyway, I classify them as such, and so here is a song that I really like by The Pretenders that hits the sweet spot for me. Written by Ray Davies of The Kinks, Chrissie Hynde really puts her own stamp on this song. Lots of magic involved in this one, when you consider Davies, producer Nick Lowe, as well as The Pretenders themselves.

4. Adam & the Ants - Stand and Deliver
     Some would call this post-punk, but I honestly don't see a difference between "post-punk" and "new wave" as far as labels are concerned, so I'll stick with my preferred nomenclature here. :)  This stands as perhaps my favorite song by Adam & the Ants / Adam Ant. It's just such a manic-sounding song, with a lot going on. Had a pretty good video, too. Like much of the stuff I listened to during that time period, this was a discovery via Mtv. There was a lot of awful music set to interesting videos on the network at the time, but also some very good songs. Some of those good songs were set to cheesy, but fun, videos. This is one of those songs. You can probably find the video on YouTube. I rather enjoyed the song, even without the visuals.

3. Devo - Peek-A-Boo
     There were a lot of Devo songs that could have made this list. I listened to a lot of Devo during my first couple years of high school. There was a lot of play for Freedom of Choice and Oh No! It's Devo! on the turntable of my Sears stereo. This song was just so energetic and upbeat, while simultaneously having such an evil-sounding vocal line and the maniacal laugh as a chorus. It was so weird and fun that it just ended up being among my very favorite Devo songs.

2. Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army
     I always liked EC back in the days before he was doing Burt Bacharach music. He was a little pit punk, a little bit pop, very nerdy and his warbling voice drove most of my friends crazy. I wasn't entirely sure what the song was about, but I knew it was some sort of protest. I stumbled across the video for this song on Mtv in the mid-80s and just fell in love with the song, and also with the idea that someone who looked like Elvis Costello could actually become a pop star. Here's to you, Elvis, for giving ugly kids everywhere a glimmer of hope that they too could rise to fame and fortune.

1. Blondie - Atomic
 
    I can't begin to describe how much I love this song. It's kind of different, with a bit of a surf music vibe to it, while at the same time sounding like something off an old Clint Eastwood western. Debbie's vocal is haunting, and the band just sounds great when playing it. I remember spinning the vinyl  LP Eat to the Beat many times as a kid. I'm not surprised this song reached #1 in the U.K. (only #39 here in the U.S.).

     How about some honorable mentions, any of which could make the top five on another day..."Moving in Stereo" by The Cars, "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads, "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" by Joe Jackson, "The Message is You" by Gary Myrick and "A Million Miles Away" by The Plimsouls.


 July 2, 2009 - Why the hell do I need a blog?

Sometimes, believe it or not, I have thoughts. Whether anyone is actually interested in what those thoughts might be is subject to debate (or not). However, I am a former writer who sometimes has that itch and it must be scratched. The writing I've been paid for has consisted of news stories, web features and magazine articles, but I have quite a bit of fiction - finished and unfinished - collecting cyber dust on my hard drive as well. I may post fiction here at times, but I think mainly this area of the website will serve as a means of catharsis.

On those occasions when I simply cannot contain a particular thought or opinion, I shall post them here, just to get them out of my system. Even if no one reads them, at least I will have a way to release the internal toxicity that can result from simmering anger, burning curiosity or unchecked joy. Emotions in particular are things that are not meant to be kept bottled up. Fiction is a bit like that as well. Though I have drifted from writing them down for awhile, I do have periodic ideas that I'd like to capture just to see if they look as pretty in the light of day as they do inside the darkness of my skull.

At any rate, whether I'm the only person reading this or not, I find value in it. I hope others do as well. 


 December 19, 2008 - A New Lurker is Born!

Hello friends,

It is with great joy that we welcomed Kayleigh Veronica Citro into the world this morning at 9:50 a.m. Weighing in at only 4 pounds, she is a tiny bundle of joy indeed. Mother recovering and performed admirably, of course. Baby staying in NICU unit as a precaution, but preliminary signs are good and lungs seem to be ok.

I haven't slept in 32 hours (and counting), so there will be no show tonight. I will be bonding with the little one and attending to my tired, sore wife. Oh, and sleeping!

Please tune in next week for a very special year-ending installment of Epic Prog with The Lurker, as we celebrate The Fifth Annual Lurky Awards, featuring the year's best in prog.

Meanwhile, Archive Army soldiers may enjoy last week's podcast for an additional week.


 September 15, 2008 - Pink Floyd's Richard Wright Passes Away

The world seems a little colder and a little darker today, after hearing the sad news that Richard Wright of Pink Floyd has passed away. Pink Floyd's music, with Richard's sense of atmosphere and texture, has long been a part of my life, as I'm sure it has been for many of the people who listen to my radio show. It's been a constant companion over the years.

It can't be overstated how far reaching Richard's music has been. Even now, I'm hoping to score some tickets to see The Australian Pink Floyd Show, a tribute band that has made a fine living emulating the work of the masters. It was the music that got me through college; the music to which I still often gravitate.

It seems a bit silly to experience such sorrow for the passing of a person I've never met, but Richard's passing has hit me where it hurts - in my memory. It's like losing a part of yourself when someone like that passes on. I believe our childhoods are living, breathing things, and the loss of a hero, be it a musician, an athlete, a comedian, an actor, etc., is like losing a part of that childhood.

Richard was only 65 years old. He seemed energized by touring recently with David Gilmour for the "On an Island" album. It's shocking and sad. I will have to put some thought into how best to honor Richard this Friday on the program. But for now, I can't think of that. I can only think of what the world has lost that it will never get back. I think of all the other prog rock heroes who are around Richard's age or older, almost all of whom have been snubbed by a subjective and prejudiced entity known as the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. We simply must honor these men and women before they are taken away from us forever.

Shine on, Richard. You will be missed.


 November 16, 2007 - A wacky thought about illegal music downloading and the RIAA

Here's a crazy thought...

If the RIAA stopped spending money on attorney fees and instead put that money into college endowments (or even high school...middle school?), they could attack the problem of illegal downloading from an entirely different, and probably more effective, angle. They could stipulate in the endowments that the school offer as an education course (or as part of another existing course) on how illegal downloading hurts the artists, and how that relates to killing the golden goose.

CSN (& sometimes Y) advised us to teach our children well. My kid wanted to install Limewire to download songs. When I told her it was stealing, she didn't believe me, got upset, and told me that all her friends got their music that way. So I explained the issue to her in detail and, at the end, I asked her if she still thought it was ok to download songs for free, and she admitted that it was not.

If the music industry spent its money on education, rather than on retaliation and trying to recoup "damages" (i.e. some arbitrary amount designed more to punish downloaders and file sharers, and to pay their own attorneys), their battle might be more effective. I know it wouldn't end illegal downloading, but I think the CULTURE of illegal downloading could be, at least, altered or shifted enough to benefit the artists and patch up the industry's public relations problem.


 June 4, 2007 - Epic Prog is Moving

Hello friends!

It is with mixed emotions that I announce that this Friday night (June 8, 2007) will be the final installment of The Healing Colors of Sound and also the last Epic Prog broadcast on the Dividing Line Broadcast Network. Epic Prog will move to www.progrock.com starting Friday, June 22. It will go back to being a 4-hour show and will air at its usual time (8 p.m. to midnight Eastern Time every Friday).

While I am sad to leave the Dividing Line, which has been the internet home for "Epic Prog with The Lurker" for three and a half years and the home of "The Healing Colors of Sound" for two and a half years, the time has come to make a change. There are many reasons for it, which I won't go into here. But I do want to thank Shawn Bishop and Rene Young, who were so helpful in getting me started in internet radio at the Dividing Line. I also want to thank all the people who listened live, hung out with me in chat and those who joined my mighty Archive Army. You guys are the best!

I also want to thank Shawn Gordon at progrock.com for welcoming me with open arms to my new digs. It's an exciting station with an extensive prog rock library, great on-air personalities like Joel Craig of "Interstellar Overdrive," Matt Sweitzer of the famous "Canvas Prog Hour," and Charlie O'Mara from the Silhobbit website. I look forward to reaching new listeners and I hope the listeners I've had over the last three and a half years will give the show a chance at its new location.

To give it a shot, simply paste the following URL into your winamp player: http://kara.fast-serv.com:9288/prog1.ogg

We've also got a chat room, just like the Dividing Line, so feel free to drop in and say hello on Friday nights. Just go to www.progrock.com and click on the ProgChat link on the left hand side to enter.

So, I hope to see a good turnout this Friday for my final Dividing Line broadcast and again on June 22 for my debut on progrock.com!